Post by jagger on Aug 7, 2009 21:29:28 GMT -5
"Curiouser and Curiouser!"
Welcome to Wonderland. It's not like you thought, is it? Yeah, well, Wonderland is a metaphor around here. You're here for a reason. Which is it? Mentally impaired? Stoned out of your gourd? Whatever your habit is, we can feed it. Or you can try and kick it, live the straight life. Better yet, join the army and become a soldier for one of the Queens. One way or another, once you're in, there's no going back.
No gimmicks. No freebies. No vampires, no werewolves. Well, unless you hallucinate them. There's a couple-a twins, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, they run the boarding house.. everyone stays with them til they can get the money to buy their own house and open their own business. Howdaya get money? Well, ask one of the Queens! or work for Alice.. but man, Alice can be a badass to work for. She's the Madame, you know. Runs "Ladies". You know what I'm gettin' at, right? Do I need to spell it out for you? There's other jobs to be had, but ya just gotta look for them.
Magick is alive and well in Wonderland.. but it only exists to us. To everyone else, we're just batshit crazy. But then you knew that already, right?
Question is.. who are you?
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